by CURTIS
Trying to find shoes in my right size,
When I told them my size they looked so surprised.
I told them my size was a nineteen.
They talk about it all the time in the ESPN The Magazine.
Aren’t you the celebrity that’s getting a divorce?
Yea she’s takin’ all my money so I’m takin’ her to court.
Aye what about that Super Bowl.
Man, stop changing the subject, I just want to bowl.
You can’t bowl without the right shoes.
So what am I going to do? I don’t have a clue.