FIRE DRILL

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by KARETTA

Today we had a fire drill. All you heard was sirens everywhere and maniacs running around for nothing. It was a total catastrophe and cacophony. People kept asking rhetorical questions like “What’s going on?” Then all of a sudden we heard a loud BOOM! Everything got quiet. Then someone fell on the concrete and popped their bone out of place. I guess they thought if they fall it will be like feathers and cushions, but they thought wrong. I started getting hot and sweating a lot. I started walking past people after we could go back in. They were all lovey-dovey and calling each other baby, and when I turned around they started sharing saliva. I got grossed out after that.