A CONVERSATION IN THE BARNYARD
by ARIEANNA
Pig: I wake up in the morning and try to pick myself off the ground. SO what I do is wiggle myself up. Man, let me tell you, cow, if you lived like me you would love it, brah.
Cow: Are you sure about that?
Pig: Yeah, man…look, homie, the farmer brings me food every day, and not that nasty stuff, that good stuff. Man, cow, you be eatin’ that grass and I be eatin’ corn, green beans, meat…like a stew, home skillet.
Cow: Oh, really?
Pig: Yeah, bro, it’s like a strew, bro.
Cow: Tell me more.
Pig: So, bro, you know how I’m fat I get to just lay back while you’re standing? Broooo, the best thing is the mud, bro. You gotta try the mud…
Cow: So you have a pretty easy life.
Pig: Yeah, I do, don’t I?
Cow: Yeah, until Christmas…
Pig: What you tryin’ to say, bro? I’m just ham to you? I’m just bacon?
Cow: Yeah, pretty much.
Pig: Okay, you just a piece of hamburger. That’s all you’ll ever be, homie.
Cow: Man, I really don’t care.
Pig: Okay, bro, you pushin’ my buttons. So you wanna go? Huh? We can go!
Cow: Oh boy!
Pig: Yeah, you know you lucky this gate holdin’ me back. You lucky. Cuz I would oink you right now.
Cow: Ight. I don’t got time for this. Bye, pig…
Pig: Yeah, walk away! You’ll be back! They always come back! OINK OINK!
*TWO HOURS LATER, AFTER PIG’S MUD BATH*
Pig: You wanna bump, now?
Cow: Naw, bro. I’m cool. I’m sorry.
Pig: Ight. I guess I am, too. It’s cool.
Cow: It’s good. I’m good bro.
Pig: So, wanna hang later?
Cow: Ight.
WHO WE ARE
Exclusive Ink is Shortridge High School's dynamic creative writing group. This is the place for our work to glow.WHAT WE DO
We write poems, short stories, essays, and whatever us inspires us. We share our work aloud and support each other.WHY WE WRITE
Because it's freedom. Because it's fun.