by SIERRA
I have tattoos on my back.
I have glasses; that’s a fact.
I have an afro that’s big and wide.
I hate Bowser; when he wins, I cry.
I love girls; they make me laugh.
I don’t take showers; I take baths.
I hate America.
I am from Germany.
This is all a lie.
I’m telling you why.
I don’t have tattoos on my back.
I don’t wear glasses; that’s a fact.
I don’t have an afro that’s big and wide.
I hate Mario; when he wins I cry.
Instead of girls, I love boys cuz they make me laugh.
I do take showers and baths.
I’m American, not German.
This is my life, twisted in a lie.
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