SCARED

by DAEZY

The world is trying to eat me alive
I swear
You look under my bed
And you’ll find my mom staring back at you

Are you scared yet?

I just saw Paranormal Activity 2
That thing is a nightmare-o-matic machine
I tried the Bloody Mary thing
And she was actually…pretty nice

Are you scared yet?

I had lunch with her
She bought me lobster
Or rather she scared the crap out of the cooks
Seriously

They literally ran into the kitchen and tried to shoot themselves!
But she stopped them and demanded them to make lunch
If Bloody Mary walked up to you with a bloody shoe
And ordered you to make brunch, what would you do?

Are you scared yet?

I know none of this is probably
BOO!
Haha, got you!
Are you spooked?