by KYLA
In other news, Afghanistan
has advanced stink bombs, Fart
grenades, and a very powerful toilet,
plus a giant plunger and two of the
world’s famous plumbers.
So why don’t they have a giant
sink or a giant bar of soap?
As we all know, Osama Bin Laden
poops and farts like everyone else.
So why is he different?
Everyone in America has been
asking this question for years,
Now they’ve finally figured it
out.
No wonder our sewers in
America smell like 100th degree
murder in diarrhea.
No wonder Lady Gaga made
a meat dress.
No wonder celebrities sell
so many perfumes and
colognes.
Now Americans know why
these psychotic things
occur every day.
It’s all because Osama Bin Laden
flushes the toilet and doesn’t wash his hands.
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