by STEVIE
Once upon a time far, far into the future, there will be a funky little boy who stole a Jordan shoe. He just walked off with the one from the display rack in the store. He was paranoid by every cop and cop car. He almost got hit by a flying car while he was on his jetpack with the one shoe. The one shoe would have no use for him in a chase on the ground, especially since it was not his size. So Peter-Joe returned to the store to exchange the shoe, but the store clerk stopped him and asked for a receipt. So he tried to leave the store and take it elsewhere. But before he could leave, the clerk called the police and caught him. “Say your prayers,” said Officer Stone as he dragged him away. The King of America ruled “off with his head” while wearing both Jordan shoes.