{"id":1001,"date":"2012-11-26T13:01:19","date_gmt":"2012-11-26T18:01:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/?p=1001"},"modified":"2012-11-26T13:01:52","modified_gmt":"2012-11-26T18:01:52","slug":"shoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/2012\/11\/26\/shoes\/","title":{"rendered":"SHOES"},"content":{"rendered":"<h5>by <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/tag\/curtis\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">CURTIS<\/span><\/a><\/h5>\n<p>Trying to find shoes in my right size,<br \/>\nWhen I told them my size they looked so surprised.<br \/>\nI told them my size was a nineteen.<br \/>\nThey talk about it all the time in the ESPN The Magazine.<br \/>\nAren\u2019t you the celebrity that\u2019s getting a divorce?<br \/>\nYea she&#8217;s takin&#8217; all my money so I\u2019m takin&#8217; her to court.<br \/>\nAye what about that Super Bowl.<br \/>\nMan, stop changing the subject, I just want to bowl.<br \/>\nYou can\u2019t bowl without the right shoes.<br \/>\nSo what am I going to do? I don\u2019t have a clue.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/tag\/curtis\/\" target=\"_blank\">CURTIS<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Trying to find shoes in my right size,<br \/> When I told them my size they looked so surprised.<br \/> I told them my size was a nineteen.<br \/> They talk about it all the time in the ESPN The Magazine.<br \/> Aren\u2019t you the celebrity that\u2019s getting a divorce?<br \/> [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[315],"tags":[79490],"coauthors":[79475],"class_list":["post-1001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","tag-curtis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1001"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1001\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1003,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1001\/revisions\/1003"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1001"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=1001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}