{"id":1059,"date":"2012-12-13T19:28:52","date_gmt":"2012-12-14T00:28:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/?p=1059"},"modified":"2012-12-13T19:29:26","modified_gmt":"2012-12-14T00:29:26","slug":"mr-aristotles-class-of-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/2012\/12\/13\/mr-aristotles-class-of-7\/","title":{"rendered":"MR. ARISTOTLE’S CLASS OF 7"},"content":{"rendered":"
by ISIAH<\/span><\/a><\/h5>\n

Mr. Aristotle:
\nWhen I rule the world,
\nI’d answer all questions known to man.
\nI’d wish all my students success
\nand eventually answers the questions I could not.<\/p>\n

Dr. King:
\nWhen I rule the world,
\nit’ll be a better world
\nminus racism, plagiarism,
\npolice brutality, corporate bailouts,
\nWall Street monopolies, child extortion,
\nand uninformed abortions.<\/p>\n

Mr. Caesar:
\nWhen I rule the world,
\nI want people to worship me,
\nbathe me in their love, and support me.
\nI want people to do whatever I say and do it now.
\nI want emotionless citizens to worship my crown.<\/p>\n

Mr. Obama:
\nWhen I rule the world,
\nI want to cure cancer.
\nI want to save my mom,
\nand perhaps\u00a0your’s too.
\nI want everyone to be safe and have parents
\nto tuck them in at night and be there to snuggle up to.<\/p>\n

Mr. Adolph:
\nWhen I rule the world,
\nI want to destroy my mortal enemies,
\nbring chaos to its peak, and laugh
\nat my burning victims while I watch
\ntheir loved ones weep.<\/p>\n

Mr. Wilkins:
\nWhen I rule the world,
\nI hope the fame won’t ruin me,
\nchange me into someone I’m not supposed to be,
\nand inevitably, I hope I could find happiness.<\/p>\n

Mr. Darwin:
\nWhen I rule the world,
\nnothing is going to change,
\nnot in the slightest bit,
\nbecause humanity is doomed to repeat history.
\nWe are imperfect, and the sooner we face it,
\nthe sooner we can finally be saved by it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

by ISIAH<\/a> <\/p>\n

Mr. Aristotle:
When I rule the world,
I’d answer all questions known to man.
I’d wish all my students success
and eventually answers the questions I could not.<\/p>\n

Dr. King:
When I rule the world,
it’ll be a better world
minus racism, plagiarism,
[…]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[315],"tags":[79494],"coauthors":[79475],"class_list":["post-1059","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","tag-isiah"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1059","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1059"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1059\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1062,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1059\/revisions\/1062"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1059"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=1059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}