{"id":1381,"date":"2013-09-15T17:24:26","date_gmt":"2013-09-15T21:24:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/?p=1381"},"modified":"2013-09-15T17:24:26","modified_gmt":"2013-09-15T21:24:26","slug":"the-king-of-america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/2013\/09\/15\/the-king-of-america\/","title":{"rendered":"THE KING OF AMERICA"},"content":{"rendered":"<h6>by\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/?s=stevie&amp;submit.x=-1086&amp;submit.y=-337\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">STEVIE<\/span><\/a><\/h6>\n<p>Once upon a time far, far into the future, there will be a funky little boy who stole a Jordan shoe. \u00a0He just walked off with the one from the display rack in the store. \u00a0He was paranoid by every cop and cop car. \u00a0He almost got hit by a flying car while he was on his jetpack with the one shoe. \u00a0The one shoe would have no use for him in a chase on the ground, especially since it was not his size. \u00a0So Peter-Joe returned to the store to exchange the shoe, but the store clerk stopped him and asked for a receipt. \u00a0So he tried to leave the store and take it elsewhere. \u00a0But before he could leave, the clerk called the police and caught him. \u00a0\u201cSay your prayers,\u201d said Officer Stone as he dragged him away. \u00a0The King of America ruled \u201coff with his head\u201d while wearing both Jordan shoes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/?s=stevie&amp;submit.x=-1086&amp;submit.y=-337\" target=\"_blank\">STEVIE<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Once upon a time far, far into the future, there will be a funky little boy who stole a Jordan shoe. \u00a0He just walked off with the one from the display rack in the store. \u00a0He was paranoid by every cop and cop car. \u00a0He almost got hit by a flying car [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1977,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[17280],"tags":[212520],"coauthors":[79521],"class_list":["post-1381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories","tag-stevie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1977"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1381"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1381\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1382,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1381\/revisions\/1382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1381"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=1381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}