{"id":1618,"date":"2014-02-23T17:40:44","date_gmt":"2014-02-23T22:40:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/?p=1618"},"modified":"2014-02-23T17:40:44","modified_gmt":"2014-02-23T22:40:44","slug":"a-conversation-in-the-barnyard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/2014\/02\/23\/a-conversation-in-the-barnyard\/","title":{"rendered":"A CONVERSATION IN THE BARNYARD"},"content":{"rendered":"
by\u00a0ARIEANNA<\/span><\/a><\/h6>\n

Pig:<\/strong> I wake up in the morning and try to pick myself off the ground. SO what I do is wiggle myself up. Man, let me tell you, cow, if you lived like me you would love it, brah.<\/p>\n

Cow:\u00a0<\/strong>Are you sure about that?<\/p>\n

Pig:\u00a0<\/b>Yeah, man…look, homie, the farmer brings me food every day, and not that nasty stuff, that good stuff. Man, cow, you be eatin’ that grass and I be eatin’ corn, green beans, meat…like a stew, home skillet.<\/p>\n

Cow:\u00a0<\/strong>Oh, really?<\/p>\n

Pig:\u00a0<\/strong>Yeah, bro, it’s like a strew, bro.<\/p>\n

Cow:\u00a0<\/strong>Tell me more.<\/p>\n

Pig:\u00a0<\/strong>So, bro, you know how I’m fat I get to just lay back while you’re standing? Broooo, the best thing is the mud, bro. You gotta try the mud…<\/p>\n

Cow:\u00a0<\/strong>So you have a pretty easy life.<\/p>\n

Pig:\u00a0<\/strong>Yeah, I do, don’t I?<\/p>\n

Cow:\u00a0<\/strong>Yeah, until Christmas…<\/p>\n

Pig:\u00a0<\/strong>What you tryin’ to say, bro? I’m just ham to you? I’m just bacon?<\/p>\n

Cow:\u00a0<\/strong>Yeah, pretty much.<\/p>\n

Pig:\u00a0<\/strong>Okay, you just a piece of hamburger. That’s all you’ll ever be, homie.<\/p>\n

Cow:\u00a0<\/strong>Man, I really don’t care.<\/p>\n

Pig:\u00a0<\/strong>Okay, bro, you pushin’ my buttons. So you wanna go? Huh? We can go!<\/p>\n

Cow:\u00a0<\/strong>Oh boy!<\/p>\n

Pig:\u00a0<\/strong>Yeah, you know you lucky this gate holdin’ me back. You lucky. Cuz I would oink you right now.<\/p>\n

Cow:\u00a0<\/strong>Ight. I don’t got time for this. Bye, pig…<\/p>\n

Pig:\u00a0<\/b>Yeah, walk away! You’ll be back! They always come back! OINK OINK!<\/p>\n

*TWO HOURS LATER, AFTER PIG’S MUD BATH*<\/p>\n

Pig:\u00a0<\/strong>You wanna bump, now?<\/p>\n

Cow:\u00a0<\/strong>Naw, bro. I’m cool. I’m sorry.<\/p>\n

Pig:<\/strong>\u00a0Ight. I guess I am, too. It’s cool.<\/p>\n

Cow:\u00a0<\/strong>It’s good. I’m good bro.<\/p>\n

Pig:\u00a0<\/strong>So, wanna hang later?<\/p>\n

Cow:\u00a0<\/strong>Ight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

by\u00a0ARIEANNA<\/a> <\/p>\n

Pig: I wake up in the morning and try to pick myself off the ground. SO what I do is wiggle myself up. Man, let me tell you, cow, if you lived like me you would love it, brah.<\/p>\n

Cow:\u00a0Are you sure about that?<\/p>\n

Pig:\u00a0Yeah, man…look, homie, the farmer brings me food […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1977,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[17280],"tags":[219156],"coauthors":[79521],"class_list":["post-1618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories","tag-arieanna"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1977"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1618"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1618\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1619,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1618\/revisions\/1619"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1618"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=1618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}