{"id":2069,"date":"2015-02-16T23:47:13","date_gmt":"2015-02-17T04:47:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/?p=2069"},"modified":"2015-02-16T23:47:54","modified_gmt":"2015-02-17T04:47:54","slug":"this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/2015\/02\/16\/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things\/","title":{"rendered":"THIS IS WHY WE CAN&#8217;T HAVE NICE THINGS"},"content":{"rendered":"<h5>by <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/tag\/lyz\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">LYZ<\/span><\/a><\/h5>\n<p>It\u2019s 5:30 A.M.<br \/>\nMy mind, set on coffee.<br \/>\nI need coffee.<br \/>\nTo the mug cabinet I go.<br \/>\nLooking, searching for my mug.<br \/>\nYou know, the one with penguins<br \/>\npainted on the outside.<br \/>\nI scurry around the kitchen<br \/>\nlooking for my special mug.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s 6:15 A.M.<br \/>\nI finally find my mug.<br \/>\nBuried under the dirty dishes in<br \/>\nthe sink.<br \/>\n\u201cNow I have to wash it.\u201d<br \/>\nI pour the coffee in<br \/>\nand out it goes,<br \/>\nout through the huge<br \/>\ncrack in the side.<br \/>\n\u201cWhere did this come from?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cThis is why we can\u2019t have<br \/>\nnice things.\u201d<br \/>\nWasted mug, and<br \/>\nwasted coffee.<br \/>\nI get so angry.<br \/>\nI throw it in the trash:<br \/>\nno hesitation.<br \/>\nIt shatters to pieces<br \/>\nin the trash can:<br \/>\ngone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/tag\/lyz\/\">LYZ<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s 5:30 A.M.<br \/> My mind, set on coffee.<br \/> I need coffee.<br \/> To the mug cabinet I go.<br \/> Looking, searching for my mug.<br \/> You know, the one with penguins<br \/> painted on the outside.<br \/> I scurry around the kitchen<br \/> looking for my special mug.<br \/> It\u2019s [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[315],"tags":[79532,219194],"coauthors":[79475],"class_list":["post-2069","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","tag-elyzabeth","tag-lyz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2069"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2071,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069\/revisions\/2071"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2069"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=2069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}