{"id":258,"date":"2012-02-22T21:56:04","date_gmt":"2012-02-23T02:56:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/?p=258"},"modified":"2012-03-27T08:12:28","modified_gmt":"2012-03-27T12:12:28","slug":"women-decoded","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/2012\/02\/22\/women-decoded\/","title":{"rendered":"WOMEN DECODED"},"content":{"rendered":"<h5>by <span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/tag\/daryl\/\">DARYL (FLOW)<\/a><\/span><\/h5>\n<p>Women Are Hard To Explain<br \/>\nThey Come In All Shapes And Sizes<br \/>\nAmong Winning The Lotto Or Finding A Dollar On The Ground<br \/>\nThey\u2019re The Best Of All Prizes,<br \/>\nTo Some That Is.<br \/>\nMost Girls My Age Are So Blinded,<br \/>\nStressing About Relationships<br \/>\nLooking In The Mirror At Their Butt Smiling About How Big It Is<\/p>\n<p>Then The Dean Of All Women\u2026\u2026\u2026. The Moms! &gt;_&lt;<br \/>\nYou May Just See Her As An Old Hag But Back Then To Your Dad She Was The Bomb<br \/>\nThe One Who\u2019s On Your Back Constantly Yelling For You To Finish Your Room<br \/>\nYou Should Listen Now For She\u2019s The One Who Approves Who Jumps The Broom<\/p>\n<p>Then There\u2019s The Ones Who Try To Cover Up Their Flaws With Lots Of Makeup<br \/>\nFeeling So Insecure Because of Her Recent Breakup<br \/>\nGoing Home Crying Every Day Because Of Jerks Calling Her Ugly<br \/>\nTrying To Hide Her True Feelings By Finding What They Say As Funny<\/p>\n<p>Then There\u2019s The Conceited Ones Who Only Think Of Themselves<br \/>\nHint: All You See Is Pictures Of Themselves On Their Shelves<br \/>\nOMG! The Most Popular Guy in School Noticed Me (Michael Carson).<br \/>\nI Can Barely Keep A Clear Mind, My Heart\u2019s On Fire #Arson<\/p>\n<p>Then There\u2019s The Ones Who Do For Themselves What Others Can\u2019t<br \/>\nOn That Note Her Father Wasn\u2019t Much Of A Man,<br \/>\nHe Could Wield A Brush But He Couldn\u2019t Paint<br \/>\nThe Highest Of Her Class. 4.0 The Valedictorian<br \/>\nOnly Wish Is To Make A Future And Make History, Sort Of A Historian<br \/>\nI Could Go On &amp; On About Women And How Their Lives Are Molded<br \/>\nBut These Are Just A Few Ways I Find, See Women Decoded<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by DARYL (FLOW) Women Are Hard To Explain They Come In All Shapes And Sizes Among Winning The Lotto Or Finding A Dollar On The Ground They\u2019re The Best Of All Prizes, To Some That Is. Most Girls My Age Are So Blinded, Stressing About Relationships Looking In The Mirror At Their Butt Smiling About [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[315],"tags":[79486],"coauthors":[79475],"class_list":["post-258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","tag-daryl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=258"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":632,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258\/revisions\/632"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=258"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}