{"id":258,"date":"2012-02-22T21:56:04","date_gmt":"2012-02-23T02:56:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/?p=258"},"modified":"2012-03-27T08:12:28","modified_gmt":"2012-03-27T12:12:28","slug":"women-decoded","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/2012\/02\/22\/women-decoded\/","title":{"rendered":"WOMEN DECODED"},"content":{"rendered":"<h5>by <span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/tag\/daryl\/\">DARYL (FLOW)<\/a><\/span><\/h5>\n<p>Women Are Hard To Explain<br \/>\nThey Come In All Shapes And Sizes<br \/>\nAmong Winning The Lotto Or Finding A Dollar On The Ground<br \/>\nThey\u2019re The Best Of All Prizes,<br \/>\nTo Some That Is.<br \/>\nMost Girls My Age Are So Blinded,<br \/>\nStressing About Relationships<br \/>\nLooking In The Mirror At Their Butt Smiling About How Big It Is<\/p>\n<p>Then The Dean Of All Women\u2026\u2026\u2026. The Moms! &gt;_&lt;<br \/>\nYou May Just See Her As An Old Hag But Back Then To Your Dad She Was The Bomb<br \/>\nThe One Who\u2019s On Your Back Constantly Yelling For You To Finish Your Room<br \/>\nYou Should Listen Now For She\u2019s The One Who Approves Who Jumps The Broom<\/p>\n<p>Then There\u2019s The Ones Who Try To Cover Up Their Flaws With Lots Of Makeup<br \/>\nFeeling So Insecure Because of Her Recent Breakup<br \/>\nGoing Home Crying Every Day Because Of Jerks Calling Her Ugly<br \/>\nTrying To Hide Her True Feelings By Finding What They Say As Funny<\/p>\n<p>Then There\u2019s The Conceited Ones Who Only Think Of Themselves<br \/>\nHint: All You See Is Pictures Of Themselves On Their Shelves<br \/>\nOMG! The Most Popular Guy in School Noticed Me (Michael Carson).<br \/>\nI Can Barely Keep A Clear Mind, My Heart\u2019s On Fire #Arson<\/p>\n<p>Then There\u2019s The Ones Who Do For Themselves What Others Can\u2019t<br \/>\nOn That Note Her Father Wasn\u2019t Much Of A Man,<br \/>\nHe Could Wield A Brush But He Couldn\u2019t Paint<br \/>\nThe Highest Of Her Class. 4.0 The Valedictorian<br \/>\nOnly Wish Is To Make A Future And Make History, Sort Of A Historian<br \/>\nI Could Go On &amp; On About Women And How Their Lives Are Molded<br \/>\nBut These Are Just A Few Ways I Find, See Women Decoded<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/tag\/daryl\/\">DARYL (FLOW)<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Women Are Hard To Explain<br \/> They Come In All Shapes And Sizes<br \/> Among Winning The Lotto Or Finding A Dollar On The Ground<br \/> They\u2019re The Best Of All Prizes,<br \/> To Some That Is.<br \/> Most Girls My Age Are So Blinded,<br \/> Stressing About Relationships<br \/> Looking [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[315],"tags":[79486],"coauthors":[79475],"class_list":["post-258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","tag-daryl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=258"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":632,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258\/revisions\/632"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=258"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}