{"id":387,"date":"2012-03-09T19:01:02","date_gmt":"2012-03-10T00:01:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/?p=387"},"modified":"2012-03-12T16:06:41","modified_gmt":"2012-03-12T20:06:41","slug":"scared","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/2012\/03\/09\/scared\/","title":{"rendered":"SCARED"},"content":{"rendered":"<h5>by <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/tag\/daezy\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">DAEZY<\/span><\/a><\/h5>\n<p>The world is trying to eat me alive<br \/>\nI swear<br \/>\nYou look under my bed<br \/>\nAnd you&#8217;ll find my mom staring back at you<\/p>\n<p>Are you scared yet?<\/p>\n<p>I just saw Paranormal Activity 2<br \/>\nThat thing is a nightmare-o-matic machine<br \/>\nI tried the Bloody Mary thing<br \/>\nAnd she was actually&#8230;pretty nice<\/p>\n<p>Are you scared yet?<\/p>\n<p>I had lunch with her<br \/>\nShe bought me lobster<br \/>\nOr rather she scared the crap out of the cooks<br \/>\nSeriously<\/p>\n<p>They literally ran into the kitchen and tried to shoot themselves!<br \/>\nBut she stopped them and demanded them to make lunch<br \/>\nIf Bloody Mary walked up to you with a bloody shoe<br \/>\nAnd ordered you to make brunch, what would you do?<\/p>\n<p>Are you scared yet?<\/p>\n<p>I know none of this is probably<br \/>\nBOO!<br \/>\nHaha, got you!<br \/>\nAre you spooked?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/tag\/daezy\/\">DAEZY<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>The world is trying to eat me alive<br \/> I swear<br \/> You look under my bed<br \/> And you&#8217;ll find my mom staring back at you<\/p>\n<p>Are you scared yet?<\/p>\n<p>I just saw Paranormal Activity 2<br \/> That thing is a nightmare-o-matic machine<br \/> I tried the Bloody Mary thing<br \/> [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[315],"tags":[79481],"coauthors":[79475],"class_list":["post-387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","tag-daezy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=387"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":390,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387\/revisions\/390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=387"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}