{"id":975,"date":"2012-11-26T12:09:12","date_gmt":"2012-11-26T17:09:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/?p=975"},"modified":"2013-02-27T14:34:51","modified_gmt":"2013-02-27T19:34:51","slug":"corruption-in-afghanistan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/2012\/11\/26\/corruption-in-afghanistan\/","title":{"rendered":"CORRUPTION IN AFGHANISTAN"},"content":{"rendered":"<h5>by <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/?s=kyla&amp;submit.x=0&amp;submit.y=0\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">KYLA<\/span><\/a><\/h5>\n<p>In other news, Afghanistan<br \/>\nhas advanced stink bombs, Fart<br \/>\ngrenades, and a very powerful toilet,<br \/>\nplus a giant plunger and two of the<br \/>\nworld\u2019s famous plumbers.<\/p>\n<p>So why don\u2019t they have a giant<br \/>\nsink or a giant bar of soap?<br \/>\nAs we all know, Osama Bin Laden<br \/>\npoops and farts like everyone else.<br \/>\nSo why is he different?<\/p>\n<p>Everyone in America has been<br \/>\nasking this question for years,<br \/>\nNow they\u2019ve finally figured it<br \/>\nout.<\/p>\n<p>No wonder our sewers in<br \/>\nAmerica smell like 100<sup>th<\/sup> degree<br \/>\nmurder in diarrhea.<br \/>\nNo wonder Lady Gaga made<br \/>\na meat dress.<\/p>\n<p>No wonder celebrities sell<br \/>\nso many perfumes and<br \/>\ncolognes.<\/p>\n<p>Now Americans know why<br \/>\nthese psychotic things<br \/>\noccur every day.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s all because Osama Bin Laden<br \/>\nflushes the toilet and doesn\u2019t wash his hands.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/?s=kyla&amp;submit.x=0&amp;submit.y=0\">KYLA<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>In other news, Afghanistan<br \/> has advanced stink bombs, Fart<br \/> grenades, and a very powerful toilet,<br \/> plus a giant plunger and two of the<br \/> world\u2019s famous plumbers.<\/p>\n<p>So why don\u2019t they have a giant<br \/> sink or a giant bar of soap?<br \/> As we all know, Osama Bin [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1977,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[315],"tags":[79489],"coauthors":[79521],"class_list":["post-975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","tag-kyla"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1977"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=975"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/975\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1226,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/975\/revisions\/1226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=975"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/exclusiveink\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}