\n- How do you mend a broken pumpkin? \u2014 With a pumpkin patch!<\/li>\n
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? \u2014\u00a0Squash.<\/li>\n
- If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone\u2019s favorite season? \u2014 Fall.<\/li>\n
- Why do birds fly south in the Fall? \u2014 Because it\u2019s too far to walk.<\/li>\n
- Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? \u2014 To make up for his miserable summer.<\/li>\n
- What has ears but can\u2019t hear a thing? \u2014 A cornfield.<\/li>\n
- What did one leaf say to another? \u2014 I\u2019m falling for you.<\/li>\n
- What is a tree\u2019s least favorite month? \u2014 Sep-Timber!<\/li>\n
- What did the little tree say to the big tree? \u2014\u00a0Leaf me alone.<\/li>\n
- What runs around a farm but doesn\u2019t move? \u2014 A fence.<\/li>\n
- Why do trees hate tests? \u2014 Because they get stumped by the questions.<\/li>\n
- Why did the scarecrow win a medal? \u2014 He was outstanding in his field.<\/li>\n
- Why shouldn\u2019t you tell a secret in a cornfield? \u2014 Because the corn has ears.<\/li>\n
- How do trees get onto the internet? \u2014 Easy, they just LOG on.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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