by VERMEESHA
Everyone has always told you, “Look both ways before crossing the street, honey. You might get hurt if you don’t!” Well, they’re all liars. They’re just trying to waste your time. Instead of looking both ways, why can’t you just…walk. The ground is everyone’s home. Not just a home to a few stupid cars.
Those cars should watch out for you. Not the other way around. You’re doing your exercise. You’re being a responsible citizen. They are not. All they ever do is sit in those huge ugly cars that waste our fresh air, nice oil, and people’s tolerance for actually being healthy.
If not looking both ways gets you hit by a car, so be it. Then there is one less car on the street. Think about it. If you’re hurt by one of those ugly, heavy machines, you can hurt the car, too! Smash that windshield with your butt. Break a turning light with your head. Maybe even break the side mirror with your feet. Then, the driver can’t drive that car anymore. If everyone did this, no one would want to keep driving. Problem solved.
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