ROGER THE CAT
by MESGANA
Breaking News: President Roger the Cat has just announced that all pizza joints should be closed down. No Americans will have pizza today! If a member of cat security sees anyone rebelling against my orders they will be thrown into captivity.
Meanwhile, Roger the cat was dealing with bronchitis which left him coughing heavily. I am part of his cat army so I have to get pizza and milk every two minutes. He is very rude and orders us to do everything all the time. Anyway, President Roger only took pizza away because he wants it to himself. Pizza isn’t good for his bronchitis, but he doesn’t care.
Twenty years later president Roger The Cat was on bed rest and ready to die in just a few short minutes. Luckily, I was there and witnessed his last words, “Don’t give the people what they want!” Which means pizza. Long story short, this cat was a lunatic.
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