WORLD WAR A

by PEYTON

The year was 2980. Hairballs flew across the streets of Seoul, South Korea as the ground was littered with the bodies of dead kittens. The American 73rd regime holding their ground below the World War 20 Veterans kitten memorial statue, tasked with the duty to destroy all anti-aircraft systems in the area, carefully planned their next move. It was now World War A. After World War 26 and the fall of the Russian government war was declared, hence the beginning of World War A.

Captain Mittens, leader of the 73rd regime knew what he was leading his men into. He knew they may not be heading back home. They neared the last AA system only half of the squad left. Pizza being shot shot into the sky as planes began to fall made it nearly impossible to hear anything. Using this to their advantage, they readied their MLB’s loaded with high velocity fur balls and took cover 15 feet back.

Whiskers, Mittens second-in-command began setting up in the building two blocks from the metal AA system with two other cats, Dragunov semi-automatic sniper rifles with 50 caliber fur balls at the ready.

“Kick off the fight when ready Whiskers,” Mittens yelled over the radio. As the first ball was shot down one of the kittens, four balls of yarn were thrown into the pit dispersing catnip everywhere, stopping all of the cats in their path. The squad quickly ran in placing the high-powered charges. Then, they ran out and removed their gas masks.

Clearing the are mittens pulled the charge detonating a one block radius and filling it with yarn. Whiskers confirmed the detonation back to home base. The skies soon were filled with the roaring of jets and the Korean forces began to evacuate the city.

“With this victory comes a push farther into Korea,” Whiskers said over the radio. While this may be true, it was obvious that the war far from over…