by VERMEESHA

I pulled up to the Mcdonald’s drive-thru waiting on my Chicken Nuggets. Here’s your uh…60 chicken nuggets with a large iced tea.” I could hear the judgement in her voice as I snatched the bag from her. “Yeah, have a nice day man,” she replied.” I was hungry, what does she expect from me? I don’t know why she’s being so judgmental, she’s the one working at McDonald’s. And  I’m the one working with these musty little kids eating green paint and touching me all day.

When I got home, I sat down in my big comfy chair waiting for the Wheel of Fortune to come on. I picked up a chicken nugget, and then Wilmer ( a contestant on the show) couldn’t figure out the easiest word puzzle in history. I jumped up and yelled the answer out at Wilmer, and then I yelled out in pain. I looked down and a huge chunk of my finger was gone! And all the nuggets were running as fast as they could into my bedroom chanting, “Hu-man. Hu-man. Hu-man.” They carried me to a huge fire, and roasted me like a pig. Then they pecked off little pieces of me, like birds.

 

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