by LYNAE

This neighborhood, as it exists in 2017, is a little ghetto but we’re on the come up. Due to this gentrification of ethnic neighborhoods, the neighborhood has been given a nice renovated park and a new basketball court. The rest of the hood is still pretty eh… but the park is nice. The people there are artsy, intelligent even.

Now let’s move on to the contents.

Item No. 1: a photograph of DJ Khaled, arguably one of the most influential figures of 2017. You Da Best!

Item No. 2: Tyler The Creator’s Flower Boy. It’s a classic. 2017 is nothing without it.

Item No. 3: A fidget spinner. Now I do not completely agree with the existence of this, but it has earned its spot.

Item No. 4: Italian bread and olive oil. It’s probably not edible for you anymore, but know it was phenomenal.

Item No. 5: This is the most important one of all. A pair of Balmain’s. So you can be the clout god of 2117.

Now that you have all of these items in your possession, cherish them. Change the world, kid.

 

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