by BRION

Public service announcement from a Turkey on Thanksgiving

Dear fellow consumers, I would like to talk to you about something serious. Don’t eat me for Thanksgiving. For one, I’m filled with cancer giving hormones. Also, I’m really small and wouldn’t fill you up, but above all, Trump loves turkeys, so if you eat turkeys, you love him. You don’t love him, right? Okay.

 

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