by NIAYA
“And the award for the ‘Best Female Music Video,’” the announcers voice boomed and echoed over the mic. The crowd cheered, eager and anxious to here their winner. They shouted and roared and shouted, “I love you” to the announcer, Jennifer Lopez. “TAYLOR SWIFT! For her song ‘You Belong With Me.”
The song played in the background as Taylor rose up with a smile ever so bright and proceeded to centre stage. Her gracious and smooth dress fit her body nicely as she took each step. Taylor greeted J-lo at the podium with the beautiful award. Her cheeks flushed with excitement. The crowd couldn’t resist but to scream louder with ecstasy, even if Taylor wasn’t who they had been hoping would win.
Kanye wasn’t buying it…not one bit. Everyone saw the red-lipped classic girly-girl in Taylor, but he knew the truth. He could see her actual face under all that make-up, and not, just a “beautiful face.”
Taylor held one hand to her chest feigning utter shock and childish surprise as the other hand held her award.
“Like,” she paused taking this all in, “this is just so amazing. I’m just so happy to be standing up here accepting this fantastic award…”
She was interrupted by a loud bang. The entire crowd was silent. Kanye stood up with his Alien Ray Gun up, locked and loaded in his hand. His suit was packed with extra ammo.
“Taylor!!” he yelled from the audience.
“Excuse me?” she answered.
“I know what you are!” he said, walking up the aisle and standing in front of the stage. He could hear the murmurs of the crowd and their confusion.
“Kanye, Sit down I’m making a speech,” she said getting more irritated, yet nervous.
“I will not, only Kanye tells Kanye what to do! And Kanye is telling Kanye to do what must be done.”
He walked on stage and stared down at everyone, snatching the mic from Taylor
“Taylor,” Kanye said, “is a witch!”
The whole crowd gasped. How could he say such a rude comment in the public of their beloved Taylor.
“What!” she screamed.
“You heard right! A witch. Her music played backwards in every one of her songs, says “I am a witch!” Kanye asserted.
The crowd, his wife, his friends Jay-Z and Beyonce, stared at him with bold eyes in silence. Soon there was laughter.
“Wha…what are you laughing at?” he said.
“You’re insane, Kanye!” Taylor said, “Get out! Security!!”
Just like that, four buff men busted from back stage and tried to seize him. Just then, Kanye pulled out his ray gun and blasted the men. Disintegrating their human disguises and exposing their true alien forms.
Their body and skin showed in a cliche alien type of way: thin, green limbs and deep black eyes. The crowd screamed and scattered all around looking for an exit, but with her telekinesis powers, from being a witch, Taylor shut all the doors; locking them from the inside.
“Witch!!” they screamed.
“I tried to tell you.” Kanye said nonchalantly over the mic. “She uses her abilities to create a catchy tune with awesome lyrics to lure people in so that they will pay for her songs on iTunes. The more famous she got, the more powerful. She used her music to call out to the aliens to help take over the world.”
“Which worked!” she clarified.
Taylor used her mind control powers to control everyone and made them all buy her new album on iTunes, even Kanye.