{"id":110,"date":"2016-07-29T18:22:48","date_gmt":"2016-07-29T22:22:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/?p=110"},"modified":"2016-07-29T18:22:48","modified_gmt":"2016-07-29T22:22:48","slug":"im-queen-im-mrs-mittens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/2016\/07\/29\/im-queen-im-mrs-mittens\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;M QUEEN, I&#8217;M MRS. MITTENS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>by NIAYA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Eat, sleep, repeat.<br \/>\nEat, sleep, repeat.<br \/>\nEat, sleep, repeat.<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s all I\u2019ve ever done!<\/p>\n<p>I wake up and my human makes me food. I eat, then I sleep. Over &amp; over &amp; over again.<\/p>\n<p>I wear a sparkly collar with a name tag saying \u201cMrs. Mittens\u201d and a little soft bed that has my name on it again. And on the human\u2019s license plate, and also a bumper sticker saying \u201cI heart cats,\u201d or \u201cI love Mrs. Mittens.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Eat, sleep, repeat.<br \/>\nEat, sleep, repeat.<br \/>\nEat, sleep, repeat.<\/p>\n<p>I am the center of my human\u2019s attention. This is basically heaven. I see most filthy, barbaric, underprivileged cats outside the building always begging me to come inside and eat, sleep, repeat. They want me to take a job, NO! I am the queen. The center of attention. Her adorable, perfect Mrs. Mittens.<\/p>\n<p>Until&#8230;he! arrived. That flea bag of a K-9, that over energetic, slobbery, playful dog they called Blu Cinnamon. His dirty, brown coat is nothing compared to my elegant, soft, fuzzy one.<\/p>\n<p>My time to eat, sleep, repeat has now turned into SHARE eat and SHARE sleep!<\/p>\n<p>Fighting doesn\u2019t help! He thinks I\u2019m \u201cplaying.\u201d Just to get him away from me I have to throw a yellow ball faaaar away from me, but even then he still comes back.<\/p>\n<p>Once the human and the filthy thing were going out for pizza, so I decided to tear up the couch and the bed! Ha! Ha! I am the queen! I am the center of attention. Eat, sleep, repeat. My job! Me! The \u201cI love cats\u201d changed to \u201cPuppy lover.\u201d Eat, sleep, repeat. No! Not anymore. Now it\u2019s be annoyed, play and scream!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by NIAYA<\/p>\n<p>Eat, sleep, repeat.<br \/> Eat, sleep, repeat.<br \/> Eat, sleep, repeat.<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s all I\u2019ve ever done!<\/p>\n<p>I wake up and my human makes me food. I eat, then I sleep. Over &amp; over &amp; over again.<\/p>\n<p>I wear a sparkly collar with a name tag saying \u201cMrs. Mittens\u201d and a little soft bed [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=110"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":111,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions\/111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}