{"id":218,"date":"2016-12-05T10:43:52","date_gmt":"2016-12-05T15:43:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/?p=218"},"modified":"2016-12-05T10:43:52","modified_gmt":"2016-12-05T15:43:52","slug":"money-rap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/2016\/12\/05\/money-rap\/","title":{"rendered":"MONEY RAP"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>by BRION<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Going shopping on a budget<br \/>\nNever ceases to amaze<br \/>\nSingle parent with 5 kids<br \/>\nYes I\u2019m kinda brave<\/p>\n<p>Driving on street-magnets<br \/>\nTo buy this month&#8217;s food<br \/>\nWas denied food stamps<br \/>\nCause I seemed rude<\/p>\n<p>Walk into the store<br \/>\nThe cashier smiles<br \/>\nLegit I\u2019m a lip-magnet<br \/>\nCause she stared at it for a while<\/p>\n<p>She thought I had no money<br \/>\nSince I filled two carts<br \/>\nShe was surprised<br \/>\nThat much was off the charts<\/p>\n<p>She turned with a hoarse greeting and said,<br \/>\nWill that be Ebt? I said no but I have coupons on me.<br \/>\nShe looked confused but conceded with haste.<br \/>\nOkay your total is 3.99. Wait I have a coupon for that lace.<br \/>\nHot dogs check so are the buns, Pillsbury, a pie of Mariah Carey.<br \/>\nI stroll out of Family Dollar, having spent fifty cents.<br \/>\nGood thing I didn\u2019t buy that mit.<\/p>\n<p>I come home, bum rushed by kids.<br \/>\nDaddy Daddy, here\u2019s my list.<br \/>\nI stare at them, say what?<br \/>\nDaddy all I want is this toy truck.<br \/>\nNo sir you\u2019re getting the same thing<br \/>\nYou got last year. But a pic of a deer<br \/>\nWill bring me to tears. How about a beer?<br \/>\nYou\u2019re six years old, so bold, little toad.<br \/>\nGo and sleep&#8230;ugh you\u2019re so cheap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by BRION<\/p>\n<p>Going shopping on a budget<br \/> Never ceases to amaze<br \/> Single parent with 5 kids<br \/> Yes I\u2019m kinda brave<\/p>\n<p>Driving on street-magnets<br \/> To buy this month&#8217;s food<br \/> Was denied food stamps<br \/> Cause I seemed rude<\/p>\n<p>Walk into the store<br \/> The cashier smiles<br \/> Legit I\u2019m a lip-magnet<br [...]\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=218"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":219,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions\/219"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}