{"id":225,"date":"2016-12-07T16:50:28","date_gmt":"2016-12-07T21:50:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/?p=225"},"modified":"2016-12-07T16:50:28","modified_gmt":"2016-12-07T21:50:28","slug":"to-make-my-familys-signature-dish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/2016\/12\/07\/to-make-my-familys-signature-dish\/","title":{"rendered":"TO MAKE MY FAMILY&#8217;S SIGNATURE DISH"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>by LYZ<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Take 1 family of 5 and set them in a living room sized oven.<\/li>\n<li>Now turn the heat from 0 to 100, dad starts to get upset.<\/li>\n<li>Sprinkle some curse words and here goes mother.<\/li>\n<li>Add a teaspoon of smart remarks and guilt trips.<\/li>\n<li>My sister\u2019s attitude should rise along with my anxiety. Why can\u2019t we just have one okay night?<\/li>\n<li>Take one cup of happy family and put it into a bag.<\/li>\n<li>Take a rolling pin and crush it to a fine powder.<\/li>\n<li>Throw in some hatred. Not again\u2026dad just sit down. Welp, Sister is gone now.<\/li>\n<li>Take a handful of stairs. Run up them once.<\/li>\n<li>3 cups of tears shed that night.<\/li>\n<li>3 cups of quiet daughters.<\/li>\n<li>2 cups of angry voices that fill the air.<\/li>\n<li>When you finish, repeat endlessly.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by LYZ<\/p>\n<p> Take 1 family of 5 and set them in a living room sized oven. Now turn the heat from 0 to 100, dad starts to get upset. Sprinkle some curse words and here goes mother. Add a teaspoon of smart remarks and guilt trips. My sister\u2019s attitude should rise along with my anxiety. [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=225"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":226,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225\/revisions\/226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}