{"id":238,"date":"2016-12-07T16:58:36","date_gmt":"2016-12-07T21:58:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/?p=238"},"modified":"2016-12-07T16:58:36","modified_gmt":"2016-12-07T21:58:36","slug":"do-not-eat-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/2016\/12\/07\/do-not-eat-me\/","title":{"rendered":"DO NOT EAT ME!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>by BRION<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Public service announcement from a Turkey on Thanksgiving<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dear fellow consumers, I would like to talk to you about something serious. Don\u2019t eat me for Thanksgiving. For one, I\u2019m filled with cancer giving hormones. Also, I\u2019m really small and wouldn\u2019t fill you up, but above all, Trump loves turkeys, so if you eat turkeys, you love him. You don\u2019t love him, right? Okay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by BRION<\/p>\n<p>Public service announcement from a Turkey on Thanksgiving<\/p>\n<p>Dear fellow consumers, I would like to talk to you about something serious. Don\u2019t eat me for Thanksgiving. For one, I\u2019m filled with cancer giving hormones. Also, I\u2019m really small and wouldn\u2019t fill you up, but above all, Trump loves turkeys, so if you eat [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=238"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":239,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238\/revisions\/239"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}