{"id":240,"date":"2016-12-07T16:59:18","date_gmt":"2016-12-07T21:59:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/?p=240"},"modified":"2016-12-07T16:59:18","modified_gmt":"2016-12-07T21:59:18","slug":"chicken-nuggets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/2016\/12\/07\/chicken-nuggets\/","title":{"rendered":"CHICKEN NUGGETS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>by VERMEESHA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I pulled up to the Mcdonald\u2019s drive-thru waiting on my Chicken Nuggets. Here\u2019s your uh\u202660 chicken nuggets with a large iced tea.\u201d I could hear the judgement in her voice as I snatched the bag from her. \u201cYeah, have a nice day man,\u201d she replied.\u201d I was hungry, what does she expect from me? I don\u2019t know why she\u2019s being so judgmental, she\u2019s the one working at McDonald\u2019s. And\u00a0 I\u2019m the one working with these musty little kids eating green paint and touching me all day.<\/p>\n<p>When I got home, I sat down in my big comfy chair waiting for the Wheel of Fortune to come on. I picked up a chicken nugget, and then Wilmer ( a contestant on the show) couldn\u2019t figure out the easiest word puzzle in history. I jumped up and yelled the answer out at Wilmer, and then I yelled out in pain. I looked down and a huge chunk of my finger was gone! And all the nuggets were running as fast as they could into my bedroom chanting, \u201cHu-man. Hu-man. Hu-man.\u201d They carried me to a huge fire, and roasted me like a pig. Then they pecked off little pieces of me, like birds.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by VERMEESHA<\/p>\n<p>I pulled up to the Mcdonald\u2019s drive-thru waiting on my Chicken Nuggets. Here\u2019s your uh\u202660 chicken nuggets with a large iced tea.\u201d I could hear the judgement in her voice as I snatched the bag from her. \u201cYeah, have a nice day man,\u201d she replied.\u201d I was hungry, what does she expect from [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=240"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":241,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240\/revisions\/241"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}