{"id":277,"date":"2017-03-22T19:16:42","date_gmt":"2017-03-22T23:16:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/?p=277"},"modified":"2017-03-22T19:16:42","modified_gmt":"2017-03-22T23:16:42","slug":"i-got-a-broken-cell-phone-charger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/2017\/03\/22\/i-got-a-broken-cell-phone-charger\/","title":{"rendered":"I GOT A BROKEN CELL PHONE CHARGER"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>by JOSEPH<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I had a broken phone charger,<br \/>\nand out of the broken phone charger<br \/>\nI pulled out an electric shock,<br \/>\nsomething sorta taser like,<br \/>\nbut it didn\u2019t phase me cause like<br \/>\nBen Franklin had been electrocuted before<br \/>\nand then it hit me, literally,<br \/>\nI\u2019m shook, I\u2019m shocked,<br \/>\nand out of me being shocked<br \/>\nI pulled out an E.R.<br \/>\nSounds of sirens filled the room<br \/>\nas I fainted from the shock of me being shocked.<br \/>\nI became a conductor in my own world of thought,<br \/>\nfantasies came to life.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2026I see a light.<br \/>\nI don\u2019t know it but a doctor enters the room.<br \/>\nHe goes into a cabinet and<br \/>\nout of the cabinet he pulls out a defibrillator,<br \/>\nout of the defibrillator he pulls out a <em>Clear,<br \/>\n<\/em>out of a <em>Clear <\/em>he pulls out a pulse<br \/>\nwhich yanks me from heaven\u2019s gates back into my body,<br \/>\nout of all that I pull out a sigh of relief,<br \/>\nand all because I have a broken phone charger.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by JOSEPH I had a broken phone charger, and out of the broken phone charger I pulled out an electric shock, something sorta taser like, but it didn\u2019t phase me cause like Ben Franklin had been electrocuted before and then it hit me, literally, I\u2019m shook, I\u2019m shocked, and out of me being shocked I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=277"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":278,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions\/278"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}