{"id":277,"date":"2017-03-22T19:16:42","date_gmt":"2017-03-22T23:16:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/?p=277"},"modified":"2017-03-22T19:16:42","modified_gmt":"2017-03-22T23:16:42","slug":"i-got-a-broken-cell-phone-charger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/2017\/03\/22\/i-got-a-broken-cell-phone-charger\/","title":{"rendered":"I GOT A BROKEN CELL PHONE CHARGER"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>by JOSEPH<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I had a broken phone charger,<br \/>\nand out of the broken phone charger<br \/>\nI pulled out an electric shock,<br \/>\nsomething sorta taser like,<br \/>\nbut it didn\u2019t phase me cause like<br \/>\nBen Franklin had been electrocuted before<br \/>\nand then it hit me, literally,<br \/>\nI\u2019m shook, I\u2019m shocked,<br \/>\nand out of me being shocked<br \/>\nI pulled out an E.R.<br \/>\nSounds of sirens filled the room<br \/>\nas I fainted from the shock of me being shocked.<br \/>\nI became a conductor in my own world of thought,<br \/>\nfantasies came to life.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2026I see a light.<br \/>\nI don\u2019t know it but a doctor enters the room.<br \/>\nHe goes into a cabinet and<br \/>\nout of the cabinet he pulls out a defibrillator,<br \/>\nout of the defibrillator he pulls out a <em>Clear,<br \/>\n<\/em>out of a <em>Clear <\/em>he pulls out a pulse<br \/>\nwhich yanks me from heaven\u2019s gates back into my body,<br \/>\nout of all that I pull out a sigh of relief,<br \/>\nand all because I have a broken phone charger.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by JOSEPH<\/p>\n<p>I had a broken phone charger,<br \/> and out of the broken phone charger<br \/> I pulled out an electric shock,<br \/> something sorta taser like,<br \/> but it didn\u2019t phase me cause like<br \/> Ben Franklin had been electrocuted before<br \/> and then it hit me, literally,<br \/> I\u2019m shook, I\u2019m shocked,<br [...]\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=277"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":278,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions\/278"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}