{"id":34,"date":"2016-02-29T00:21:44","date_gmt":"2016-02-29T05:21:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/?p=34"},"modified":"2016-02-29T00:30:09","modified_gmt":"2016-02-29T05:30:09","slug":"pluto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/2016\/02\/29\/pluto\/","title":{"rendered":"PLUTO"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>by\u00a0VERMEESHA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">*A Meeting on Earth*<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe need to figure out a way to end this before the entire human-race is destroyed by these&#8230;by these&#8230;things,\u201d said General Kaye.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRemind me what these \u2018thing\u2019 are again, General. You know I\u2019m a bit slower than everyone else,\u201d replied the President.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThese things, these evil, disruptive, ugly little things are martians from Pluto. They\u2019re EVERYWHERE!, Mr. President. And we need to do something about these little orange-shaped creatures. I can\u2019t STAND THOSE THINGS.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGeneral, take a chill pill. Woah, man. These little dudes have really gotten into your head, huh?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCan we have a civilized conversation now?\u201d said the irrelevant intern.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey took her. They really took my baby. She was my cutie pie, my teddy bear, my wife. My baby. And they stole her from me,\u201d cried the General.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMan, get yourself together! Crying and sobbing in front of everyone. We\u2019ve all lost things, get over it. Jesus Christ.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">*A Meeting on Pluto*<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh my god, I\u2019m soooo happy we\u2019re finally getting revenge on those little \u2018humans.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut they don\u2019t even know why we\u2019re fighting them. It\u2019s pointless.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey <em>should<\/em> know. <em>They\u2019re<\/em> the ones who took away our freedom. <em>They\u2019re<\/em> the ones who put us in that box with that <em>stupid<\/em> solar system. They <em>deserve<\/em> this.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFine. Whatever.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">*A Meeting on Earth*<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe\u2019re the last four left, guys,\u201d said Joe.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe need to figure out a way to reverse this. Those orange aliens are <em>still<\/em> here looking for us. They\u2019re not going to give up anytime soon,\u201d Bryin replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI wish I had a time machine. We could just go back and give aliens what they want,\u201d Johnny said sadly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDude,\u201d said Bryin.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat?!\u201d replied Johnny.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBUILD ONE!!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by\u00a0VERMEESHA<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">*A Meeting on Earth*<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe need to figure out a way to end this before the entire human-race is destroyed by these&#8230;by these&#8230;things,\u201d said General Kaye.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRemind me what these \u2018thing\u2019 are again, General. You know I\u2019m a bit slower than everyone else,\u201d replied the President.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThese things, these evil, disruptive, ugly [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions\/51"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}