{"id":45,"date":"2016-02-29T00:28:03","date_gmt":"2016-02-29T05:28:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/?p=45"},"modified":"2016-02-29T00:46:25","modified_gmt":"2016-02-29T05:46:25","slug":"dont-look-both-ways","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/2016\/02\/29\/dont-look-both-ways\/","title":{"rendered":"BAD ADVICE: DON&#8217;T LOOK BOTH WAYS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>by VERMEESHA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Everyone has always told you, \u201cLook both ways before crossing the street, <em>honey<\/em>. You might get hurt if you don\u2019t!\u201d Well, they\u2019re all liars. They\u2019re just trying to waste your time. Instead of looking both ways, why can\u2019t you just&#8230;walk. The ground is everyone\u2019s home. Not just a home to a few stupid cars.<\/p>\n<p>Those cars should watch out for you. Not the other way around. You\u2019re doing your exercise. You\u2019re being a responsible citizen. They are not. All they ever do is sit in those huge ugly cars that waste our fresh air, nice oil, and people\u2019s tolerance for actually being healthy.<\/p>\n<p>If not looking both ways gets you hit by a car, so be it. Then there is one less car on the street. Think about it. If you\u2019re hurt by one of those ugly, heavy machines, you can hurt the car, too! Smash that windshield with your butt. Break a turning light with your head. Maybe even break the side mirror with your feet. Then, the driver can\u2019t drive that car anymore. If everyone did this, no one would want to keep driving. Problem solved.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by VERMEESHA<\/p>\n<p>Everyone has always told you, \u201cLook both ways before crossing the street, honey. You might get hurt if you don\u2019t!\u201d Well, they\u2019re all liars. They\u2019re just trying to waste your time. Instead of looking both ways, why can\u2019t you just&#8230;walk. The ground is everyone\u2019s home. Not just a home to a few stupid [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":66,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions\/66"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}