{"id":481,"date":"2018-04-15T22:45:40","date_gmt":"2018-04-16T02:45:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/?p=481"},"modified":"2018-04-15T22:46:04","modified_gmt":"2018-04-16T02:46:04","slug":"idiot-box","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/2018\/04\/15\/idiot-box\/","title":{"rendered":"IDIOT BOX"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>by BREE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Click<\/em>. \u201cHello my name is Siri,\u201d \u201cRing Ring.\u201d It rings and stays ringing as a mash-up of Rihanna and Sam Smith singing. Leave it alone, because when you\u2019re on it you\u2019re very monitored. You haven\u2019t noticed but you\u2019re alone because your friends have left you, didn\u2019t tell you because you\u2019re losing humanity and sanity within an idiot box, so please let the madness stop. Your phone, android or not, is still ringing. Were you near Rihanna and Sam Smith singing, <em>Ding.\u00a0<\/em><em>Buzz. Pop. <\/em>The ringing hasn\u2019t stopped, but you have a notification. Your family is on vacation in paradise and not to be precise. There were five fights at school and a girl hung herself because today while you were on your phone you called her lame! Now you feel the pain you\u2019ve gained for not putting your stupid \u201cnew box of shame\u2019 away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by BREE<\/p>\n<p>Click. \u201cHello my name is Siri,\u201d \u201cRing Ring.\u201d It rings and stays ringing as a mash-up of Rihanna and Sam Smith singing. Leave it alone, because when you\u2019re on it you\u2019re very monitored. You haven\u2019t noticed but you\u2019re alone because your friends have left you, didn\u2019t tell you because you\u2019re losing humanity and [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=481"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":484,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481\/revisions\/484"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}