{"id":505,"date":"2018-04-15T23:41:52","date_gmt":"2018-04-16T03:41:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/?p=505"},"modified":"2018-04-15T23:41:52","modified_gmt":"2018-04-16T03:41:52","slug":"missile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/2018\/04\/15\/missile\/","title":{"rendered":"MISSILE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>by OWEN<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nZIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nWHOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nWest to East North to South<br \/>\nLarge rods of explosives<br \/>\nCreating a wasteland<br \/>\nVROOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nWHIIIISSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nNYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nWhistling through the sky<br \/>\nHeading towards a target<br \/>\nSeeing it in through the sky<br \/>\nFlying through the atmosphere<br \/>\nPPPSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nWOOOOOOOMMMMMPHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nVVVVSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nZooming through a cloud<br \/>\nBreaking the sound barrier<br \/>\nClosing in on the town<br \/>\nReady to decimate the population below<br \/>\nFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nNNNNEEEEEEAAAAAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nMissile only feet away<br \/>\nThe humans screeching in fear<br \/>\nThe missile looking at the people like ants<br \/>\nAnd the people staring at the missile as death<br \/>\nPOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>America and Japan<br \/>\nAmerica and Russia<br \/>\nAmerica and Cuba<br \/>\nAmerica and North Korea<br \/>\nWhen will it end?<br \/>\nWhen will they learn?<br \/>\nThat rods of explosives<br \/>\nOnly end in calamity<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by OWEN<\/p>\n<p>ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!<br \/> ZIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!<br \/> WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!<br \/> West to East North to South<br \/> Large rods of explosives<br \/> Creating a wasteland<br \/> VROOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!<br \/> WHIIIISSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!<br \/> NYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!<br \/> Whistling through the sky<br \/> Heading towards a target<br \/> Seeing it in through the sky<br \/> Flying through the atmosphere<br \/> PPPSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!<br \/> WOOOOOOOMMMMMPHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!<br [...]\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=505"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/505\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":506,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/505\/revisions\/506"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/reverberations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}