It was love at first sight. I didn\u2019t care that she was the loony bird that I was treating. She was so beautifully insane. Truly one of a kind. Anyway, it wasn\u2019t her fault she was that way. She was created away from her own will. Pamela Islee, a woman\u2019s name I knew way before she was my patient. I loved this girl as soon as I saw her, but now, I love her even more. Not only for her beauty, but for her new personality. The woman on the other side of the table is who I will break out of this asylum. This beautiful woman is Poison Ivy. And tonight I will claim my new identity.<\/p>\n
Instead of being a lousy shrink, I\u2019m going to be a mind-racing, chance-taking, psychotic villain. Tonight\u2019s the night.<\/p>\n
I sneak out of my office after pretending to be working late. I made my way down to the \u201czoo,\u201d or at least that\u2019s what the other staff called it. There she sat in cell nine all alone. She\u2019s so lonely, and she doesn\u2019t deserve that. I slip into the restroom and change into a red and black suit and do my make-up like an insane clown. I\u2019m beautiful. I grab the stick of dynamite from my bag and head to cell nine. Where my love awaits. When I open the door she is happy to see me. She shares my feelings of affection. I tell her to come out of the room with me. She silently agrees.<\/p>\n
We get to the main entrance. I knew from before it would be heavily locked. But that\u2019s why I brought the dynamite.<\/p>\n
BOOM!<\/p>\n
We escape. We are free. She is free to save the planet from humans and I am free to be myself, but mostly, we are free to be together.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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