{"id":115,"date":"2015-11-16T15:45:08","date_gmt":"2015-11-16T20:45:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/?p=115"},"modified":"2015-12-02T15:10:29","modified_gmt":"2015-12-02T20:10:29","slug":"the-evil-dummy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/2015\/11\/16\/the-evil-dummy\/","title":{"rendered":"the evil dummy"},"content":{"rendered":"<h6>a story by [kanye]<\/h6>\n<p>I was upstairs watching the Day of the Dead. I heard a strange noise from downstairs. My dad asked, \u201cWhat was that?\u201d It was the doorbell. I rushed to the door. The door swung open and a coffin was at the door\u2014a doll coffin. It said <em>Daniel <\/em>on it. I opened the coffin, and inside was a ventriloquist dummy. He choked me to death and said, \u201cYou are my slave forever!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a story by [kanye] <\/p>\n<p>I was upstairs watching the Day of the Dead. I heard a strange noise from downstairs. My dad asked, \u201cWhat was that?\u201d It was the doorbell. I rushed to the door. The door swung open and a coffin was at the door\u2014a doll coffin. It said Daniel on it. I opened [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[308001],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-kanye"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":116,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions\/116"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}