{"id":255,"date":"2016-03-28T21:49:58","date_gmt":"2016-03-29T01:49:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/?p=255"},"modified":"2016-03-28T21:49:58","modified_gmt":"2016-03-29T01:49:58","slug":"the-ode-to-celery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/2016\/03\/28\/the-ode-to-celery\/","title":{"rendered":"the ode to celery"},"content":{"rendered":"<h6>a poem by [drayshawn]<\/h6>\n<p>O celery, O celery,<br \/>\nyou go with every dressing.<\/p>\n<p>O celery, O celery,<br \/>\noh how I love you celery.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re nice and crunchy and curved on top.<br \/>\nYou started as a crop.<\/p>\n<p>When I was a child, I stole you<br \/>\nbecause I love you so.<\/p>\n<p>And you helped me grow.<br \/>\nYou helped me get big and strong.<\/p>\n<p>You are the only one.<br \/>\nYou make eating fun.<\/p>\n<p>O celery, O celery,<br \/>\nyou&#8217;re just amazing celery!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a poem by [drayshawn] <\/p>\n<p>O celery, O celery,<br \/> you go with every dressing.<\/p>\n<p>O celery, O celery,<br \/> oh how I love you celery.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re nice and crunchy and curved on top.<br \/> You started as a crop.<\/p>\n<p>When I was a child, I stole you<br \/> because I love you so.<\/p>\n<p>And you [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[308034],"class_list":["post-255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-drayshawn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=255"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":256,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255\/revisions\/256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}