{"id":305,"date":"2016-11-25T16:17:04","date_gmt":"2016-11-25T21:17:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/?p=305"},"modified":"2016-11-25T16:17:04","modified_gmt":"2016-11-25T21:17:04","slug":"a-dogs-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/2016\/11\/25\/a-dogs-life\/","title":{"rendered":"a dog&#8217;s life"},"content":{"rendered":"<h6>a story by [aaron]<\/h6>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Yes! They left. Now I can relax on the couch without them telling me to get down. I think I\u2019m starting to get a little hungry. Oh wait a minute! I can just eat the leftover spaghetti that they threw away.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">[20 seconds later]<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">That was good, especially the cheese. Well, time for me to use the bathroom.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">[20 more seconds later]<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Now much better. I\u2019m going to sit on the couch and watch my favorite wolf documentary that comes on every day. I think my owners will be upset that I pooped and peed on the ground. Well, I think they will get over it. This couch is really comfortable. I think I\u2019ma take a nap. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">[6 hours later]<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Dang! I slept through half of my day. Now I can\u2019t do what I wanted to do. Here one of them come right now. I can\u2019t wait to spend the day with him. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a story by [aaron] <\/p>\n<p>Yes! They left. Now I can relax on the couch without them telling me to get down. I think I\u2019m starting to get a little hungry. Oh wait a minute! I can just eat the leftover spaghetti that they threw away.<\/p>\n<p>[20 seconds later]<\/p>\n<p>That was good, especially the cheese. Well, [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[308049],"class_list":["post-305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-aaron"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=305"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":306,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305\/revisions\/306"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}