{"id":311,"date":"2016-11-25T16:24:53","date_gmt":"2016-11-25T21:24:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/?p=311"},"modified":"2017-03-24T10:52:16","modified_gmt":"2017-03-24T14:52:16","slug":"dear-most-perfect-person-in-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/2016\/11\/25\/dear-most-perfect-person-in-the-world\/","title":{"rendered":"dear most perfect person in the world"},"content":{"rendered":"<h6>a story by [zareya]<\/h6>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Dear diary, it\u2019s me again, Veronica. Today this total fat loser spilled her gross soda &#8212; like, get a Diet, fatty &#8212; and Oreo crumbs all over my new designer dress. I think her name was Zareea, Zere, Zreya, Zucchini? Whatever. But there will be a new dress. Hopefully that pig won\u2019t slob over it again. Hahaha, like, lol, I just remembered something. This naaasty boy tried askin gme out today. It was like totes discuss, like, can\u2019t even, but it\u2019s funny how he thought he had any chance with this. He\u2019s nothing like my totes gorge boyfriend. He\u2019s like, bae. Like hashtag relationship goals. We\u2019re like perfect, especially together. We\u2019re like PB and J. Snapchat and filters. Kim Kardashian and butt. You know, I mean, everybody has to be jelly. I have everything, the looks, cute bae, popularity, a family that actually loves me (Mom: \u201cHey sweetie, dinner\u2019s done!\u201d) Oh My Gosh, shut up you fat deserted beached whale and get out. That\u2019s probably why dad left you. So anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, did I mention I\u2019m stupidly gross rich? Well, that\u2019s it diary, or like, whatever, I\u2019m going to see bae. Like, bye. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a story by [zareya] <\/p>\n<p>Dear diary, it\u2019s me again, Veronica. Today this total fat loser spilled her gross soda &#8212; like, get a Diet, fatty &#8212; and Oreo crumbs all over my new designer dress. I think her name was Zareea, Zere, Zreya, Zucchini? Whatever. But there will be a new dress. Hopefully that pig [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[308053],"class_list":["post-311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-zareya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=311"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":351,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions\/351"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}