{"id":321,"date":"2016-11-25T16:33:40","date_gmt":"2016-11-25T21:33:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/?p=321"},"modified":"2016-11-25T16:33:40","modified_gmt":"2016-11-25T21:33:40","slug":"unisloth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/2016\/11\/25\/unisloth\/","title":{"rendered":"unisloth"},"content":{"rendered":"<h6>a story by [kalese]<\/h6>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I wish I could spend the day with a Unisloth &#8212; an animal with a unicorn head and the body of a sloth. I would have a lot of with him. I would name him Chicken Jr. His head has a horn. He pokes people with it. The body would climb everywhere as if it were a monkey. I would go everywhere with him and make him eat lots of food. I would want him to be very chubby so I could cuddle with him. It would probably be hard to take care of him, considering that I want two pit bulls named Gemini and Pisces. They would probably try to kill Chicken Jr. But I would do my best. My household would be kind of weird. My dogs would live with me along with Chicken Jr. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Chicken Jr. would have his own play room though. I would have another house connected to my main house. I would be made of bulletproof glass. My alligators would live there. They would have turkey toys. I would have a job as a dance teacher, a singer or a writer. My cousin would watch everything for free. Her payment would be being able to see and play with my unisloth. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a story by [kalese] <\/p>\n<p>I wish I could spend the day with a Unisloth &#8212; an animal with a unicorn head and the body of a sloth. I would have a lot of with him. I would name him Chicken Jr. His head has a horn. He pokes people with it. The body would climb [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[308051],"class_list":["post-321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-kalese"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=321"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":322,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321\/revisions\/322"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}