{"id":366,"date":"2017-03-24T12:18:32","date_gmt":"2017-03-24T16:18:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/?p=366"},"modified":"2017-03-24T12:18:32","modified_gmt":"2017-03-24T16:18:32","slug":"runaway-turkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/2017\/03\/24\/runaway-turkey\/","title":{"rendered":"runaway turkey"},"content":{"rendered":"<h6>a story by [zareya]<\/h6>\n<p><em>(Breathing very hard)<\/em> \u201cI&#8230;I&#8230;I escaped, I escaped, I can&#8217;t believe I escaped! But my, my family. My family. My mom, my wife, my kids ! <em>(Cries)<\/em> They&#8217;re all dead. Oh Bob, Oh Bob, why not me? Who&#8230;Why would anyone do such a terrible thing? I&#8230;I don&#8217;t know, what&#8217;s the point anymore. The point of anything: caring, bathing, living&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>2 years later&#8230;Drinking out of apple cider bottle like it&#8217;s wine or beer. Crying while drinking. Eats a bow of poison stuffing, take a sip, and slowly and calmly dies. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a story by [zareya] <\/p>\n<p>(Breathing very hard) \u201cI&#8230;I&#8230;I escaped, I escaped, I can&#8217;t believe I escaped! But my, my family. My family. My mom, my wife, my kids ! (Cries) They&#8217;re all dead. Oh Bob, Oh Bob, why not me? Who&#8230;Why would anyone do such a terrible thing? I&#8230;I don&#8217;t know, what&#8217;s the point anymore. [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[308053],"class_list":["post-366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-zareya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=366"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":367,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366\/revisions\/367"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}