{"id":370,"date":"2017-03-24T12:20:28","date_gmt":"2017-03-24T16:20:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/?p=370"},"modified":"2017-03-24T12:20:36","modified_gmt":"2017-03-24T16:20:36","slug":"cereal-killer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/2017\/03\/24\/cereal-killer\/","title":{"rendered":"cereal killer"},"content":{"rendered":"<h6>a story by [zareya]<\/h6>\n<p>Hi. Are you visiting? But you live so far away?! It must have taken ages for you to get from where you live to Jawaka Mawka Jail. I&#8217;m telling you, I didn&#8217;t do it. I&#8217;m not a cereal killer&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..fine, it was me. Yep, I admit it. I&#8217;m a cereal killer. But you can&#8217;t tell anyone what I say. What&#8217;s said here stays here! My first victim was Fruit Loops, but that&#8217;s only because people kept saying he was better than Trix and he kept mocking me, OK! Then it was Lucky Charms, but it wasn&#8217;t my fault, he kept giving me those oats instead of the marshmallows and he did it on purpose! And then I killed a bunch of these other irrelevant cereals like Honey Nut Cheerios. It felt so good as I watched the cereal flow from their boxes. It felt good for all except one&#8230;Trix. Trix, my love, I&#8230;I&#8230;I killed <em>(cry, sniffle)<\/em> killed him, not you. We got into a fight, a big one. The knife was right there and I stabbed him right through his main purple puff <em>(get sad for four seconds)<\/em>. But remember you can&#8217;t tell anyone! Go, your time is up, I trust you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a story by [zareya] <\/p>\n<p>Hi. Are you visiting? But you live so far away?! It must have taken ages for you to get from where you live to Jawaka Mawka Jail. I&#8217;m telling you, I didn&#8217;t do it. I&#8217;m not a cereal killer&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..fine, it was me. Yep, I admit it. I&#8217;m a cereal killer. But [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[308053],"class_list":["post-370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-zareya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=370"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":371,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370\/revisions\/371"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}