{"id":412,"date":"2017-11-04T16:04:55","date_gmt":"2017-11-04T20:04:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/?p=412"},"modified":"2017-11-04T16:04:55","modified_gmt":"2017-11-04T20:04:55","slug":"my-toe-looks-like-ham","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/2017\/11\/04\/my-toe-looks-like-ham\/","title":{"rendered":"my toe looks like ham"},"content":{"rendered":"<h6>a poem by [mareah]<\/h6>\n<p>My name is Punkin.<br \/>\nIt rhymes with come in<br \/>\nTo my home. We go,<br \/>\nBut before you do so<br \/>\nYou must like my toe<br \/>\nOn Instagram.<br \/>\nBecause it looks like ham<br \/>\nAnd also rhymes with bam.<br \/>\nBut before I finish I must say thank you.<br \/>\nPlease applaud, or I will spank you.<br \/>\nAnd it makes you say damn<br \/>\nIn the class<br \/>\nThat is green as grass.<br \/>\nAnd Paul feels brass<br \/>\nAbout himself<br \/>\nWhen he put the book on the shelf<br \/>\nAnd squished an elf<br \/>\nWith the book,<br \/>\nBut the elf had a hook<br \/>\nOn his hand<br \/>\nAnd played with a band<br \/>\nOn the very snowy land<br \/>\nBy my house.<br \/>\nI saw a girl that had buttons on her blouse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a poem by [mareah] <\/p>\n<p>My name is Punkin.<br \/> It rhymes with come in<br \/> To my home. We go,<br \/> But before you do so<br \/> You must like my toe<br \/> On Instagram.<br \/> Because it looks like ham<br \/> And also rhymes with bam.<br \/> But before I finish I must say [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=412"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":413,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412\/revisions\/413"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}