{"id":61,"date":"2015-10-20T12:39:28","date_gmt":"2015-10-20T16:39:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/?p=61"},"modified":"2015-12-02T15:18:07","modified_gmt":"2015-12-02T20:18:07","slug":"plane-crash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/2015\/10\/20\/plane-crash\/","title":{"rendered":"plane crash"},"content":{"rendered":"<h6>a story by [phillip]<\/h6>\n<p><em>April 20th, 1986.<\/em> My plane crashed after being shot by an RPG. I landed on Maliti Island. My friend and my cellphone had been destroyed. Also my TV, clothes, and board games. The only thing I had left was my guns and my dog. And my girlfriend. But soon I realized she was dead, too.<\/p>\n<p>But I didn&#8217;t care. I was half done with her anyways. She cheated on me with another guy. As I sat on the island, I was hungry and scared so I began to make traps for wild animals. I put my gun on the trigger of my gun on a piece of string and laid it on the ground, so that way if you were to trip over it would shoot you in the head. And you know what happened, I tripped and died that night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a story by [phillip] <\/p>\n<p>April 20th, 1986. My plane crashed after being shot by an RPG. I landed on Maliti Island. My friend and my cellphone had been destroyed. Also my TV, clothes, and board games. The only thing I had left was my guns and my dog. And my girlfriend. But soon I realized [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[308013],"class_list":["post-61","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-phillip"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=61"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions\/63"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=61"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=61"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=61"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}