{"id":88,"date":"2015-10-27T01:28:13","date_gmt":"2015-10-27T05:28:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/?p=88"},"modified":"2015-12-02T15:13:34","modified_gmt":"2015-12-02T20:13:34","slug":"dear-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/2015\/10\/27\/dear-cat\/","title":{"rendered":"dear cat"},"content":{"rendered":"<h6>a letter by [destiny]<\/h6>\n<p>Why am I your scratching post? When I wake up, you\u2019re scratching me. When I get home, you\u2019re scratching me. And when I eat, you\u2019re staring at me. When I take a shower, you jump in with me. When I go to sleep, you\u2019re still SCRATCHING me! This is a disgrace. I feed you catnip, I give you square-shaped snacks, I give you water. I even give you Friskies pushed flatly down in a little cat bowl. Sure it\u2019s slimy, but I do it anyway. And I clean up after you\u2014that\u2019s worse. I do all this, and yet, I bet right now you\u2019re thinking \u2018I\u2019m gonna scratch her when she comes home.\u2019 Really, Cat?<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<\/p>\n<p>Destiny<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a letter by [destiny] <\/p>\n<p>Why am I your scratching post? When I wake up, you\u2019re scratching me. When I get home, you\u2019re scratching me. And when I eat, you\u2019re staring at me. When I take a shower, you jump in with me. When I go to sleep, you\u2019re still SCRATCHING me! This is a disgrace. [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":624,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[79496],"class_list":["post-88","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-destiny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/624"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=88"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":89,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions\/89"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=88"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=88"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.butler.edu\/ripple\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=88"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}