- How do you mend a broken pumpkin? — With a pumpkin patch!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? — Squash.
- If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? — Fall.
- Why do birds fly south in the Fall? — Because it’s too far to walk.
- Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? — To make up for his miserable summer.
- What has ears but can’t hear a thing? — A cornfield.
- What did one leaf say to another? — I’m falling for you.
- What is a tree’s least favorite month? — Sep-Timber!
- What did the little tree say to the big tree? — Leaf me alone.
- What runs around a farm but doesn’t move? — A fence.
- Why do trees hate tests? — Because they get stumped by the questions.
- Why did the scarecrow win a medal? — He was outstanding in his field.
- Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield? — Because the corn has ears.
- How do trees get onto the internet? — Easy, they just LOG on.