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  • THE KING OF AMERICA

    by STEVIE

    Once upon a time far, far into the future, there will be a funky little boy who stole a Jordan shoe.  He just walked off with the one from the display rack in the store.  He was paranoid by every cop and cop car.  He almost got hit by a flying car while he was on his jetpack with the one shoe.  The one shoe would have no use for him in a chase on the ground, especially since it was not his size.  So Peter-Joe returned to the store to exchange the shoe, but the store clerk stopped him and asked for a receipt.  So he tried to leave the store and take it elsewhere.  But before he could leave, the clerk called the police and caught him.  “Say your prayers,” said Officer Stone as he dragged him away.  The King of America ruled “off with his head” while wearing both Jordan shoes.

  • SEAN MEADEN

    by JAMMONICA

    Sean Meaden is a dancer who worked as a farmer, who loves dancing and choreography. He helps kids carry their swag to the stage. Meaden believes that his dancers can make it to the big leagues. Anytime judges make decisions it’s sometimes difficult. In case of not winning, we feel in complete utter failure. JasMariee, Princeton, Shaylee, Britney, Ray, Naty are the captains of the squad. Jassie said “we need some more dancers”. “Unless you’re a relatable person you don’t understand why we need more dancers to our squad”, said Naty. Princeton made a triple back flip move that was unprecedented. It was very unique how he made the move. Sean said, “The competition is coming up soon, so we only have three weeks to practice.” He named several dance twists that we had to master in the next three weeks. The team was determined to master the glamorous play house. Fergie was our idol on the squad. Three weeks after that competition practice, we celebrated because we won.

  • SUBSTITUTE

    by CHELSEA

    My teacher had a baby, so she is not here. Everybody was talking, and being disobedient. Ms. Gant, my sub for the next week or so, was getting upset and furious. She scowled at one of friends and said “Get out!” He rebelliously stood up, and said “I ain’t doing nothing!” She looked at him, said “don’t ever come back!” When he was leaving he said, “Shut up” to somebody. The teacher headed toward the door and said, “Did he just tell me to shut up?”

  • FIRE DRILL

    by KARETTA

    Today we had a fire drill. All you heard was sirens everywhere and maniacs running around for nothing. It was a total catastrophe and cacophony. People kept asking rhetorical questions like “What’s going on?” Then all of a sudden we heard a loud BOOM! Everything got quiet. Then someone fell on the concrete and popped their bone out of place. I guess they thought if they fall it will be like feathers and cushions, but they thought wrong. I started getting hot and sweating a lot. I started walking past people after we could go back in. They were all lovey-dovey and calling each other baby, and when I turned around they started sharing saliva. I got grossed out after that.

  • BIRTHDAY

    by KENYETTA an JENNY

    It was a radioactive night at the hospital. It was 2 in the morning. My cousin was having a baby. We were at the hospital all day. We were tired of waiting. I was sleepy and cold. My mom and her friend wanted to go to the store. So we all get outside and figure that my mom’s friend lost her parking ticket. Then we get to the parking lot and also figure that she lost her car. I was so sick of waiting at this point, I was angry. She then starts asking me mom questions like “Do we have a clue where she parked her car?” I’m like how in a bagel’s hole are we supposed to know? We didn’t show up with her. So after walking around so many times, it was now 2:45. She then decides to ask the police for help. I then felt cooled off like ice cream hit me.

    With arguments ringing in my ears, the officer asks what car we’re looking for. The best answer we could muster was the car from the One Direction commercial. With this, the officer lost his interest in our issue and flew off, figuratively speaking of course.

    Ice cream sounds so good right now, I need something cold in my system. I’m getting heated with all this crap. Then we saw a McDonald’s and it was a saint to me.