dear cat

On October 27, 2015
a letter by [destiny]

Why am I your scratching post? When I wake up, you’re scratching me. When I get home, you’re scratching me. And when I eat, you’re staring at me. When I take a shower, you jump in with me. When I go to sleep, you’re still SCRATCHING me! This is a disgrace. I feed you catnip, I give you square-shaped snacks, I give you water. I even give you Friskies pushed flatly down in a little cat bowl. Sure it’s slimy, but I do it anyway. And I clean up after you—that’s worse. I do all this, and yet, I bet right now you’re thinking ‘I’m gonna scratch her when she comes home.’ Really, Cat?

Sincerely,

Destiny

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