barnyard

On March 2, 2016
a story by [dekoda]

“Cock-a-doodle-do,” yells the rooster. That signals that the farmer is gone. “Everybody into the barn!” says Judy the cow. As everyone piles into the barn, Judy gets run over by a car. Then when he gets back up he gets hit by a bus. Then after he starts crawling a dog comes and bites him and he dies. Then the cow comes back from heaven and gets shot. Then gets stabbed by the cop. After that he eats the cows cold dead body. Finally the cop dies and goes 6 feet under because he stabbed the cow … just for being a cow.

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