a dog’s life

On November 25, 2016
a story by [aaron]

Yes! They left. Now I can relax on the couch without them telling me to get down. I think I’m starting to get a little hungry. Oh wait a minute! I can just eat the leftover spaghetti that they threw away.

[20 seconds later]

That was good, especially the cheese. Well, time for me to use the bathroom.

[20 more seconds later]

Now much better. I’m going to sit on the couch and watch my favorite wolf documentary that comes on every day. I think my owners will be upset that I pooped and peed on the ground. Well, I think they will get over it. This couch is really comfortable. I think I’ma take a nap.

[6 hours later]

Dang! I slept through half of my day. Now I can’t do what I wanted to do. Here one of them come right now. I can’t wait to spend the day with him.

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