a story by [taya]

When John leaves Butler Writers, he goes home to feed his dog. He has a German Shephard named Toby Braxton. After he feeds his dog, he warms up some ravioli. Then, he watches Dr. Phil and falls asleep with ravioli on his pillow. When he wakes up, he says, “Ah shucks, I gotta wash this pillow now.” Instead, he throws it in the garbage.

John is 32 and married. His wife’s name is Ashley. Ashley is a mouth doctor, but not a dentist. John and Ashley live in a nice townhouse apartment with gates and stuff. They drive a 2013 silver Chevy Impala.

On weekends, John and Ashley do fancy stuff like go to the canal, eats steaks and asparagus, and take long walks in the park. On vacation, they go sailing in the Caribbean, and go to Niagara Falls to try different foods.

They like to watch Ellen because she’s funny and relatable. Sometimes they go painting and make pottery. On Thanksgiving, they go to John’s mom’s house and pet her little dogs. His dad likes to tell lame jokes to everyone, and they all pretend to laugh.

 

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